Britain Begs 3 Million Hong Kongers to Relocate
Ever wanting to look like the "big kids on campus," Boris Johnson and his British Empire nostalgia-driven government have offered 3 million Hong Kong nationals...
Today’s Winner of Stupid on the Internet Is…
When Coronavirus hit East-Asia and the world simply carried on as normal, you kinda just knew that the earth was going to a pretty fucked...
Etihad Airways Offering Free Money!
At Weird World Wire, we are not usually in the mindset to promote airlines that are essentially penis extensions to oil-rich Arab Emirs, but this...
UK Resembles Dying Days of USSR as Primark Finally Open
The UK confirmed its status as one of the most tragic chav ridden countries on earth as people lined up for hours to go to...
Another Loss to the COVID 19 – the Porn Mag
After reading my colleague's piece on how New York is now recommending "Glory Holes" as a way to avoid coronavirus, I was hit with two...
‘Miss Hitler’ Beauty Pageant Contestant Jailed
Yes, the ‘Miss Hitler Beauty Pageant’ apparently is a thing. Was news to me until just a few days ago, but I guess you really...
Do Gloryholes Stop Coronavrius
Since our popular article on prostitution and casual sex after coronavirus, I know many of you were naturally disheartened. Thus I’ve been searching for ways...
Virtue Signaling and Give Me Your Stuff
We're living in truly surreal times. Not only has a global pandemic basically fucked up the world, but a man has also died! And not...