Manwhores found not guilty in wrong address BDSM fiasco
The current COVID-19 pandemic is hitting some people financially much harderthan others, as can be witnessed from the following fiasco with these unlucky manwhores. Last...
Stalin’s Gun-Dagger
Before we get to Stalin's gun-dagger, you ever play Final Fantasy? Me neither, but anyone else I talk to about this thing brings it up....
5 US Presidents who were woke for their time
You'd be forgiven for thinking that us guys at Weird World Wire are not all that "woke," but you'd actually be quite mistaken. By the...
Who Is Adrian Zenz?
If you've ever watched “Charlie Wilsons War” then you will know two things, one the film is shit, and two Christian Fundamentalists make extremely weird...
National Short Day
In the old days, all we had to remember was Father's Day, Mother's Day and the birthdays of close family. Then at some point the...
Angelo Hayes Buried Alive
There are many weird irrational phobias out there from clowns (coulrophobia) to fears of birds (ornithophobia). One phobia that is not all the entirely irrational...
Britain Begs 3 Million Hong Kongers to Relocate
Ever wanting to look like the "big kids on campus," Boris Johnson and his British Empire nostalgia-driven government have offered 3 million Hong Kong nationals...
Activists Propose Changing U.S. National Anthem to ‘Imagine’; Accidentally Cancel John Lennon
Much like the protests against the police policy of 'shoot first, ask questions later' which started the current wave of civil unrest in America, the...